The sharks and the jets

Timeline of a bathtime

[7:15 p.m.]

N: “But I don’t NEED a bath. I had one on Saturday and I only fell down like four times today. Smell my hair!”

R: “Yeah, SMELL IT!”

[7:18 p.m.]

N: “Hey Mom, look at me, I’m a shark. CHOMP CHOMP. I CAN SEE YOU FROM THE WATER I AM A SHARK CHOMP CHOMP.”

R: “Chomp!”

[7:20 p.m.]

N: “Hey Mom, can we turn on the jets? Please? Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?”

R: “Da JETS! HAHAHAHOHOHOHO DA JETS!”

[7:24 p.m.]

N: “I love the jets! This is awesome! Mom, when the jets are on, I feel like everything is a dream. Hey look! I’m in a dream!”

R: “HAHAHAHOHOHO DA JETS!”

[7:29 p.m.]

N: “Can we take a bath again tomorrow night?”

R: “Yeah! TOMORROW NIGHT! DA JETS! Mama, we gonna be in DA JETS!”

[fin]

1 comment

1 gmo { 09.14.11 at 10:50 am }

She looks at him as though he’s the greatest thing that ever came down the pike.
He accepts the loving adoration.

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