Phone files! Shazam!

I don’t know why I titled this post with a shazam. I just felt like it needed something, you know?

So! Lately, my phone has been giving me increasingly dire warnings about the amount of space it has left for my paltry texts and meaningless photos. It doesn’t actually say “paltry” texts and “meaningless” photos, I added that bit. But the feeling is there, let me tell you. Every time I send or receive a text, a gray screen flashes with a reminder that says something like “NO MORE! FOR GOD SAKES WOMAN!”

Anyhoots, I decided to use my annoyance at the Prissy Gray Screen to fuel an attempt at retrieving all the stored photos off my phone. As you may remember, last time this required some sweating and swearing and whyiaughtas before successful downloadage occurred, so this time I was smart. I was prepared. I got L to do it. (Ok, so I got him to do it last time, too, but this time I got to that part faster.)

Let’s delve into the Yesterphone, shall we?

First up, we have Noah.

In a suit:

In a tree:

In a stadium:

Holding a goat:

Making a face:


And another one:

Next up, Rosie.

Hammin’ at Moe’s:

Hammin’ in pretty clothes:

Hammin’ in no clothes:

Hammin’ in a highchair:

Hammin’ on the couch:

I like to call these next shots the “In The Car” Series:

And this one the “Things I Strongly Considered Purchasing, Enough That I Felt The Need To Photograph Them With My Phone Even Though It Displeased The Prissy Grey Screen” series:

Also, my job continues to be awesome:
(This was a photo shoot at a farm)

Also, I occasionally take photos of L. Here he is, signing the check for our nice new car (which also continues to be awesome):

And the random left over shots …

Rosie hammin’ while Noah … directs air traffic?

Friends off to the park:

Fancy wedding hair:

And someone’s hairy toes. (You know who you are.)

Prissy Gray Screen, I give you this offering. Now shut it.

5 comments

1 Leigh Ann Laney { 07.21.11 at 8:37 am }

so, did you buy that dress in the pic? cause you totally should have.

2 racher { 07.21.11 at 8:42 am }

Sadly, no. But you’re right, I should have. But I’ll always have the memory, thanks to my phone picture. Which is … the same? (Hey, did you mouse over that last picture? Bahahahaha)

3 Leigh Ann Laney { 07.21.11 at 3:45 pm }

LMAO!!!!! I didn’t even notice that!!!

4 Samantha { 07.22.11 at 12:25 pm }

I agree, you so should’ve gotten that dress. ALSO! Where in the world did you see that clock? LOVE LOVE LOVE. I need to know so I can . . . uh . . . buy it for you! For your birthday!

5 Dorothy { 07.24.11 at 6:47 pm }

BWAHAHA …I didn’t need to mouse over it – I knew exactly whose foot that was and burst out laughing….good times.

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