No YOU’VE stopped posting
You guys. Where in the world have you been? I have been sitting around here, all lonely on the Interwebs, waiting for you. And have you blogged at all? At ALL? No. I am very disappointed, I have to say. I don’t understand you. You go on amazing trips with cool people, take tons of pictures and stock up on enough tales to regale everyone with for days. DAYS! And what have you produced here? Nothing! Zilch-o-rama! Shame, SHAME. Know your name.
Wait, what do you mean this is my website. What? But I … but you …
BRB, gotta edit some photos.