Once again I have the incredibly yawn-worthy news update that L is still in law school and therefore “zomg this week is steamrolling me six ways to Tuesday what with the kids and the stuff and the kids” But all I really want to say about that is I AM BUSY AND ALSO RILLY RILLY TIRED THE END.

Oh, and, this just in: I also have a cold. Or allergies. Or Ebola. Not sure which, but I can currently sing “Old Man River” in the range it was intended to be sung in. Move over Paul Robeson! (HACK. WHEEZE. SNORFFLE.)

But I did want to let you know that later this week I am going to sell out to the Man do a fancy-schmancy giveaway post wherein you could win a thing! A free thing that is free! And it is an equal opportunity giveaway, meaning my three male readers can also participate and not be saddled with some sort of anti-aging cream or cocktail dress. (Although maybe that’s your thing? Who am I to judge?) So. Stay tuned.

In the meantime, here is a little bit of a Hot Mess for you on this fine Tuesday morning.

Hot Mess from racher on Vimeo.