Posted for the express purpose of writing the first sentence.
I have things to say here, yes I do, but I’m working on meeting a deadline for my column, and have used up all my words. Oh noes!
So instead, I’ll give you a thousand proverbial ones as my way of saying I hope you had a nice Valentine’s Day. Or Chinese New Year. Or both! Or neither! Look, I just hope you had a nice day yesterday, is all. More tomorrow.