riding to school – noah jabbering questions: coffins, dead bodies, people fossils? rosie: screaming to all passing cars I AM BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL

noah love of nonsense talk BOSIE SCHMOSIE NOSIE FOSIE DOSIE.  My self lobotomy with spatula.

rabid raccoon on our street OMFG?

sick rosie. native american names: Barking Seal, Running River Nose, Spirit of the Feral Bobcat

ROSIE vs. MY FACE SMACKDOWN

i should have put a ring on this

formula/cocaine parallels.  spill a teaspoon WELP THERE GOES FIVE DOLLARS

[Video of Rosie and Noah hammin' in bathtub]

relishrelish.com (WTF? I am all JuneCleaver McDomesticPants)

hitch in my getalong

sell the right sides of the helices of all my DNA for a full night of sleep

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(Actual post coming soon)