Mile 10: The Trip Begins

“Mom, are we in Georgia yet?”

(30 seconds later)

“How about now?”

(5 seconds)

“Now?”

(1 second)

“Now? Now? Now? Now? Now? Nownownownownow?”

Mile 30: Rosie Goes Down for the Count

Mile 100: Hilarity Ensues

“Mom, I see a tornado! APRIL FOOL’S!  Mom, I see a robot! APRIL FOOL’S!  Mom, I see a dinosaur! APRIL FOOL’S!  Mom, I see a family of giants! APRIL FOOL’S!!……”

Mile 101:  I Stop For Caffeine

Mile 190: Life’s Mysteries Explained

“Mom, I think I know how they made oceans.  Want me to tell you?  First they had to use machines to dig the holes really really REALLY big and then they used some very big things to make the holes bigger and then lots of guys brought the water and they had to use humongous trucks and then they poured the water in on the side and filled it up and then it went all the way to all the places and it was a LOT of water and that is how it is an ocean.  That is how they did it.”

(pause)

“I’m just jokin’ Mom, God made the oceans.”

Mile 220: Rosie Begins To Fuss And Noah Offers Her A Rock As Consolation:

(Note to people who will surely freak out about this: I was a totally safe driver while filming – camera was positioned while we were stopped and I had only to push a button in the same place as AC or radio controls are.)

Have a rock from racher on Vimeo.

Mile 299: I Give Noah the Camera So That He May Entertain Himself

Who needs portable DVD players from racher on Vimeo.