What it’s like to be married to me

“Dude, the blog well is dry tonight. I got nothing. Help me out.”

“You mean like give you an idea?”

“OOOH.  I know.  Just say the first thing that comes to mind and I’ll write about that.  It could be awesome.”

“What do you mean?”

“You know, like a word or a phrase or just whatever pops into your head.  Quick, go! Just whatever!”

“A word? Or a phrase?”

“Yes. What’s in your head right this minute?”

“Wait, like something I’ve been thinking about lately or something?”

“OMG.  Yes, WHATEVER.  Whatever whatever whatever.  Ok, go!”

“Oh, ok.  Um, how about rearranging rooms?”

(silence)

“Yeah, just forget it.”

“Or how about phlegm? You could write about phlegm!”

“Never mind, it was a bad idea.”

(silence)

“What would you say was the chance that you were going to actually use a suggestion from me?”

“Slim to none.”

“That’s what I thought.”

1 comment

1 David { 02.10.09 at 9:45 am }

As enlightening as it no doubt would have been, thank you for not writing about phlegm. 😉

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