Skull opened, contents dumped out

BREAKING NEWS IMPORTANT ENOUGH THAT I AM WILLING TO LOOK LIKE AN ASS IN ORDER TO BRING TO YOU:

Two words:

Rosie laughed.

(Captured only briefly on the following clip.  Please enjoy the remaining 20 seconds of L and I acting like bumbling fools trying to get her to do it again as our gift to you.):


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DON’T TRY THIS ON A FULL STOMACH:

As a reward for being incredibly well mannered and patient during the Semi-Annual New Work Duds Shop-a-thon we executed for L on Sunday, Noah was rewarded by being launched into outer space with a giant slingshot:
Slingshot

Ok, maybe not actual outer space, more like the second floor of the mall.  Still, I was pretty stoked he would even think about doing something like this, when just a few weeks ago he ran in horror from the tiny mall train that rolls along in front of the stores at 3 MPH.  Sometimes I don’t get that kid.

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OPERATION DEFLABBIFY UPDATE:

All right, Day 10 of the 30-Day Shred, people.  I told myself I would do ten days of Level One: Seriously I Wasn’t Kidding About Shredding You and if after then I was able to do all the moves unmodified, it would be time to Pony Up and move on to Level Two: Your Ass Is Mine.  The good news is that I am indeed going all out unmodified. (DOODS, I can do PUSH UPS. Like A LOT OF THEM.  Well, by a lot, I mean maybe 10 or 15. But STILL.) The bad news is that this means I will be back to whimpering my way through the twenty minutes while Jillian says things like “If you’re looking for modified jumping jacks, WELL YOU’RE NOT GOING TO GET THEM.  I know 400 pound people who can do jumping jacks, and YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THEM, TOO.”  And then she’ll glower at me with her laser beam stare of doom.  But see, this is why The Shred is working.  I am fearfully trembling myself towards leaner thighs and toned shoulders.

Hey, whatever works.

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