It was the sandwich, I swear
I have five minutes. Ready, go:
I am nursing LG and eating a tuna sandwich as I type this, and the baby has egg in her hair. This week has been a little on the colossally stressful side, with Lorso trying to meet a deadline and me sort of single parenting it for a few days. Bug’s birthday party is coming up on Saturday, and I have a Superman cake to bake and a house to Superhero-proof, because I suspect once you hand four year olds a cape they don’t just tie it on and sit down to read a book.
So there’s that, and then there’s the fact that in about 15 minutes I’m going to take both kids to the doctor for shots. I think Bug has to get something like 4 rounds. It seems cruel really, that doctor’s visits have to come around birthday time. Happy birthday kid! LIFE IS PAIN. I’m not sure which is worse, though – being four and knowing the shots are coming, or being 2 and a half months and thinking everything’s cool and then all of a sudden HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT IN MY LEG WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
It’s a toss up, maybe.
So anyway, time’s up. I need to go get my steely reserve and strap it on. Prepare the troops for battle. Zip up my woman suit.
I just hope the doctor doesn’t ask me why my baby smells so fishy.







2 comments
As regards the B’Day party, I recall Bill Cosby’s comment that, given 10 four-year-olds he could DESTROY THE WORLD. Good luck. We will all be anxious to see who survives and who does not.
You are hilarious and you make me laugh out loud! I recently found your blog and I really enjoy reading it. I can relate to so much of what you say with 3 little ones of my own. Good luck with the birthday party!
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