Mammary Christmas and a Happy Boob Year
I’m a little late today because writing a blog post requires opened eyeballs and also hands that are not shoved deep into the folds of an electric blanket turned to ROAST.
That’s right, it’s Mastitis: The Sequel! And I give it two thumbs DOWN.
Seriously, what is wrong with my boobs? I am considering wearing a sign around my neck that says “FOR SALE: CHEAP” with an arrow pointing straight at The Girls. Although I guess LG would be pretty pissed if I did that.
Anyway, that’s about all I have to say. It’s time for me to go strip our bed of its nasty sweat-and-drooled-upon sheets and wash them on Permanent Press: BOIL.
I promise my post tomorrow won’t have anything to do with my breasts. Swear.
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I just did a full-body shiver in sympathy. May your boobs feel better!
Thanks for visiting the Trenches, btw!
Sorry to hear about your 2nd round of mastitis!! Hope you have a quick recovery and feel better for Santa’s big arrival.
Merry Christmas
Oh, I’m so sorry! But hopefully with some good a/b’s, you’ll be well for the Big Day. Hang in there. We’re around if L & Bug need a place to come hang. You & LG are welcome too if you’re feeling up to it!
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