Still at the point where I can make jokes in caps lock

Quickly: had 40+ week check up today, report was excellent.  Here is where I might give you information about centimeters and effacement and such, if I were into broadcasting my female parts’ info on the Internet.  Turns out I’m not. So.

But just know that the portal through which LG will enter the world is apparently geared the hell up for her launch.  Way this makes me feel: AWESOME.

Contractions have started as well. Way this makes me feel: NOT QUITE AS AWESOME.

Except really, kind of awesome because ZOMG THIS BABY IS FINALLY COMING HALLELUJAH PRAISE JEEBUS.

Lorso is currently rubbing the junk out of my lower back and correcting my grammar over my shoulder.  Um, hi, I’m typing while delivering a baby.  SORRY ABOUT THE SPLIT INFINITIVE. (Also: love you! Keep rubbing!)

Hey before I forget, Internet BFFs, we should play that fun game where you guess the baby’s weight!  And by “we” I mean “you.” I’m just going to have the baby, if that’s alright with you.  But I wouldn’t want you to get bored while waiting for my next post, so it will be like busy work. Here are some helpful hints: Bug was 11 days early and weighed 8 lbs. 6.6 oz. So my advice would be to shoot high. Winner will be closest without going over. And you win…eternal salvation. Or a pat on the back, whichever.

Um, ok. So I’m going to go concentrate on contractions.  And stuff. Thanks for reading my drivel for the last few days.

See you on the flip side.

Roger. 10-4. OVER AND OUT.

October 28, 2008   20 Comments