Baby changing area (aka one fourth of our bedroom):  STOCKED

Cradle: ASSEMBLED

Bag: PACKED

Car seat: INSTALLED

Slippers for hospital: PURCHASED

This is entirely too much readiness.  Babies can sense readiness.  What I need is a project to be in the midst of to fake LG out.

THAT’S IT.  LORSO, WE’RE PAINTING THE KITCHEN.