I have all kinds of things to update you on about last week, including a great story about the night I spent face first in the bathroom trashcan and the sad (BUT OH SO NECESSARY OMG) departure said trashcan then made to the curb on garbage day. There are also hilarious dehydration ditties, Odes to Phenergan, and early labor contraction witticisms that are bursting from my fingers, begging to be read. But CONTROL YOUR EXCITEMENT – there are more pressing matters to address.

One year ago last Saturday, I took up this laptop and began a noble journey chronicling all the v. important things everyone must know about my life on a daily basis. And that first post was so obviously life changing for the two people that read it that I decided I must continue on, no matter how ridiculous and inane it seemed. And now that there are six of you reading a whole year later, well, how can I not say it was worth it?

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