me: hey just got an email from our neighbor – she said the guy across the street’s car was stolen on Saturday. From the driveway in the middle of the night.
me: AWESOME
lorso: Mrs. M mentioned the other day that a few years ago there was a spate of car robberies on our street
lorso: must’ve been a few years before we showed up, but still…
me: yeah, well i’ve decided that i’m against car robberies in general.
lorso: me too.
lorso: i think that’s why i’m backing obama.
me: i do think i remembering hearing palin was for car robberies.
me: bitch.
lorso: seriously.

(Later….)

me: we’re going to go to target and car wash after rest time. anything you need?
lorso: yep
lorso: will you get me some more shave gel?
me: wait, no WAY. that’s what I need
lorso:
me: you know cash is short these days. just use my girl smelling one.
me: or would that unzip your man suit
lorso: that’s the problem
lorso: it would unzip my man suit
me: alRIGHT, geez.
me: prima donna.