rAnsOM nOtE

InTErneTZ:

Wee haZ RaChel hostiGE. If yu wAntZ to sEe weLL thoUt owt oR tiMely posTz evuR aGin, yOu muSt deeLivEr ONE MEELION DOLLURS* in uNmaRKd biLLs to tHe sHady aNd dArk doCk doWN bY tHe riVeR.

NoN-cUmPlyEnce WiLL reeSulT iN mORe oF thiS CRAP bEEing pUblisheD, aNd wEE KNOW yoU do noT Wantz to be reeSpOnsibLe foR thAt traGedEE.

YOU HAVE TWENTEE FOR OWWERRS.

SinSeERLy,

DA AFTERNOON NAPZ.

*AlSo aCcePtaBle: dEEliVerEE of ONE (1) heAlTHy bAbEE guRl. (mUsT cOmE aBlE tO sLeep thRu tHe nITe.)

3 comments

1 Leigh Ann { 08.27.08 at 8:17 pm }

lol!!!! u crack me up :)

2 alianora { 08.27.08 at 8:25 pm }

My brain hurts reading this.

3 G Mo { 08.29.08 at 3:14 pm }

Missed this one earlier. Hummmmm – maybe LG better move up her timetable – perhaps to 10/7???

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