Milestone

“You know, I’ve actually been in this world for 30 years now.”

“No, not actually in this world for 30 years. Come on now.”

“Well, I wasn’t born yet at this point 30 years ago, but I was viable! I was a viable human! I was!”

“Well. Congratulations on 30 years of viability.”

“Thank you very much. Now go engrave me a plaque with that on it.”