I tell you what - if you have a blog and you want some thrills, put a bunch of new headers on your site and tell people to click “Refresh.” My hits damn near quintupled yesterday.

And because my checks from BlogHer Ads are hit-dependent, that means we’re buying KRAFT mac n’ cheese this month instead of generic. WHATUP.

Except now I’m leaving for the beach and won’t be posting again until Monday.

Oh well, I would have felt like a poseur buying the Kraft anyway.

Watch out beach, here comes the BELLY.