Lorso: “I’m back with the burritos!”

Me: *pounce*

Lorso: “The one with the ‘B’ on it is mine. You know, because ‘B’ is for Boy. And I’m a Boy.”

Me: “Oh, really. Well why does mine have a ‘V’ on it then, Mr. Cleverpants?”

Lorso: “Duh. ‘V’ is for VAGINA.”