“Mommy, I have to go pee pee.” (This must always be announced.)

“Ok, knock yourself out.”

(He leaves. Then, from the bathroom:)

“I’M PULLING DOWN MY PANTS.”

(pause)

“NOW I’M PEE-PEEING.”

(pause)

“MOM, IT’S YELLOW.”

(pause)

“I’M DONE.”

(pause)

“I SNAPPED MY PANTS MYSELF.”

(pause)

“I’M GETTING THE STOOL NOW, MOM.”

(pause)

“NOW I’M WASHING MY HANDS.”

(pause)

“OH MOM! I FORGOT TO FLUSH!”

(pause, flush)

“I’M GONNA TURN OUT THE LIGHT.”

(He re-enters the room where I am.)

“Mom, I went pee pee.”

“Yes, Bug, so I heard.”