Bug is outside my stall and there are what feels like about 25 other women in the restroom:

“This is a GIRL’S bathroom. I’m a BOY, right Mommy?”

“That’s right, Bug, but when you’re with Mommy you have to come in here with me.”

“Mommy, are you going to pee pee or pee pee AND poop?”

“Shhhhhh, buddy – let’s not talk about that right now.”

Bending over to see underneath. “Oh, Mommy! I like your underwear!”

“I’m so glad buddy, now stand back up, ok?”

“But Mommy, it’s SO PRETTY. YOUR UNDERWEAR MOMMY. I LOVE IT. I LIKE THE PINK FLOWERS AND – ”

FLUSH.