Monday pop quiz

#1: Multiple choice.

You are on a walk when a yellowish glob falls onto your hand from a tree above. Is this substance:

a. mustard
b. squirrel poop
c. It doesn’t really matter. THERE IS AN UNIDENTIFIED YELLOW GLOB OF NASTINESS ON MY HAND. GET IT OFF.

#2: Word Problem.

A boy and his mother travel at 35 mph for five miles due east for 15 minutes for a new pair of shoes. There are approximately 25 different color choices of shoes available in the store. Five salespeople offer help, with an average of five tattoos per salesperson. What is the probability that the boy will insist on getting the shoes that are the color the mother likes the least?

#3: True or False?

A boy’s new shoes rub a blister on the top of his foot. True or False: he will be excited about the HotWheels BandAids his mom bought and wear one to cover said blister so he can walk.

Extra credit True or False: When the first HotWheels BandAid falls off, the boy will be really excited about putting on a second BandAid.

#4: Math Equation.

1 boy
1 white shirt
1 serving of sweet potatoes
1 serving of meatloaf with tomato sauce
2 tootsie rolls
1 slice of pizza
+ 1 Tinkerbell sticker
?

#5: Multiple Choice.

Your son gets 17 different red and brown stains on a white shirt. Do you:

a. wash and bleach it
b. throw it away
c. burn it
d. take his picture and blog about it

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Answer Key:

1: c

2: 100%

3: FALSE. He will scream bloody murder like you are trying to kill him. For ten minutes. Until you hold him down and bodily force the BandAid on his foot.

Bonus: TRUE. Inexplicably, maddeningly, bizarrely, TRUE.

4:

bleach me

5: d (answers b and c also accepted)

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