There’s no need to panic, I speak Three

Around 75% of my conversations these days go like this:

Me: Hi buddy! How was your day?

Bug: HEY YOU BONKER!

Me: That sounds like it was great fun. Who did you play with today?

Bug: YOU ARE A CHOCKY BUGAWKY!

Me: Did you have a good snack?

Bug: YOU HAVE A CHEEKA REEKA DING DONG!

Me: I’m glad you had such a good day. I’m ready to go home - how ’bout you?

Bug: DONKEY! CHEETO! GOCKA! BONKY! MUNKO! COOKA! FROGGY!

Me: Great, glad to hear it.