Can’t blog, too busy calling my therapist

Said to me earlier today, in front of several people, as I bent to pick up a toy:

“You know I didn’t notice before, but I think I can finally say that you’re getting a big behind!”

And then I melted into a tiny puddle of horrified embarrassment and died. The End.

4 comments

1 ginny { 05.06.08 at 7:05 pm }

people can be such jerks

2 Rebekah { 05.06.08 at 9:17 pm }

and jerks suck

pregnant blogging PMO teachers, on the other hand, are awesome.

3 Allen G. { 05.07.08 at 12:46 pm }

FOR NEXT TIME:

“oh, do you mean big in comparrison to your neck, that zit or that blank idiotic look on your face you fucking fuckwad piece of shit. My friend Allen is going to take you to The Pain, fucker.”

4 racher { 05.07.08 at 3:40 pm }

WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT? Actually, that last line might come in handy in a variety of situations. I’m filing it away.

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