Curtain call
See this middle aged woman with a questionable fashion sense? She is pooped. She’s kicking off her sensible pumps, hanging up her lollipop and her gun, and calling it a show.
Thanks to everyone who came! Now that the show is over my nights will return to their normal pace: watching ANTM online and deleting emails with the subject CONGRADULATIONS YOU WON OUR PRIZED while consuming an entire bag of Funyuns on the couch.
But I have a feeling this lady will come back. Because you just can’t keep her contained. Till next time…
Thank you and goodnight.






4 comments
Let’s make a pact to never get old enough to wear that outfit, okay?
Congrats on a great show!
Love the wig. I had a dream the other night that I saw your show and told everyone how great it was…so it’s like I saw it!
Rebekah - I’m pretty sure I would have to be dead before I would wear that outfit. No, even then, if they dressed me like that in my casket, I would come back from the dead and kick some ass.
Rachel - Wig? What wig?
your show was fabulous. Loved the skit where you played a lovely bridezilla that was just a teensy bit preggie - that’s part of the method acting, right, where you just really get into a character so much you actually got pregnant just for the sake of your art? I’m impressed.
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