See this middle aged woman with a questionable fashion sense? She is pooped. She’s kicking off her sensible pumps, hanging up her lollipop and her gun, and calling it a show.

Thanks to everyone who came! Now that the show is over my nights will return to their normal pace: watching ANTM online and deleting emails with the subject CONGRADULATIONS YOU WON OUR PRIZED while consuming an entire bag of Funyuns on the couch.

But I have a feeling this lady will come back. Because you just can’t keep her contained. Till next time…

Thank you and goodnight.