OR, they have these crazy new things called ULTRASOUNDS

This week is The Week of The Show, meaning that every night I will be out from around 6 until probably 11pm or so. Blogging is likely to suffer, but what can I say, I (and therefore you) must suffer for my art.

But today I want to enlighten you about something you probably did not know. You can predict the gender of your unborn children with a can of Drano and a jar of your pee. The great thing about this method is that it is both safe* and reliable*! Also, you can remember this fun experiment and use it later when your children are older and want to make a volcano in the back yard. Wheee!

*Totally not.