Potty the Lesser: A Tribute

You sit there neglected
Day after day
Promises of poop unfulfilled.

Your lot is to be eschewed
In favor of Potty the Greater.
For it is there that the Wee One (pun intended)
Can “Pee pee like Daddy.”

But whatever the Greater’s draw
It has not the power to move the bowels.
Your stature has the potential to bring forth
What has up until now been a fantasy.

So hold steadfast little pot
And keep that lid held high.
For your day will surely come.

And when it does, rest assured,
Throne of Triumph
Your new name shall be.

potty the lesser

March 12, 2008   No Comments