Little Girl #1: I have knees.

Little Girl #2: No, I have knees!

Little Girl #1: (pointing to her own knees) These are my knees.

Little Girl #2: (pointing at her own knees) No! These are MY knees!

Little Girl #1: I have knees!

Little Girl #2: NO I HAVE KNEES!

Me: Girls. Those are your knees and these are her knees and they always have been and always will be. And, oh! Look here! I have knees too! These are my knees!

Little Girl #2: (pointing to her OWN KNEES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD) No, THESE are MYYYYY KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

Me: (brain explodes)