Rejection letter

Dry Hacking Cough
North Throat and Chest Area
Rachel’s Body, The World

February 17, 2008

Dear Mr. Cough,

Thank you for taking the time to apply for the position of Chief Irritant here at Rachel’s Body, LLC. We greatly appreciate your interest in joining our team.

We received a large number of applications from various Irritants for this position. It is our top priority to select a candidate who best matches the skills and experience required to excel and really take Rachel’s body out of commission while in this position. While we were impressed with your qualifications, after careful consideration we decided to go with Streptococcus Bacterium, whose strong record of knocking Bodies on their Ass is long and proven.

Please note that your resume will be kept on file for 6 months, and we may contact you in the event that there is another position we feel you are qualified for such as Sick Day Excuse Officer.

In the meantime, please refrain from contacting The Body by sending tickles and quivers in the chest. We will call you if a position becomes vacant.

We wish you the best of luck in your continued job search and future endeavors.


The Team
Rachel’s Body, LLC

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