That Bible really makes you look hot

Walking down the sidewalk next to church today, I noticed out of the corner of my eye a car slow down and roll down its window. Ready to give directions, I stopped and turned, only to be greeted by three guys leaning out the window leering at me. “Hey baby, can I go to church with you?” the driver drawled, one arm hanging outside the car.

“Seriously? You’re hitting on me?” I yelled incredulously. “It’s nine o’ clock in the morning! I’m next to a church! I’m holding a Bible! What’s wrong with you?”

They drove away quickly, not prepared for encountering crazy on a Sunday morning.

I continued walking, indignant.

But in my head I secretly thought Damn, I still got it.


1 Rebekah { 02.10.08 at 4:34 pm }

this totally cracks me up. I knew there were perks to this profession.

2 kflo { 02.10.08 at 5:08 pm }

Churches and Bibles make everyone hotter.

Next Sunday, try wearing a robe with giant-80’s/football player shoulder pads that hides your entire body with yards and yards of polyester. Works for me everytime.

You will have to peel men off of you.

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