A voting conversation that digressed quickly

“I talked to someone recently who had very convincing arguments for Hillary.”

“Yeah, well, I feel like Hillary would have to do something like have the ability to poop gold before I’d consider voting for her.”

“I think being able to poop gold would make me not want to vote for someone. You know, because that person should be working to reduce the deficit. In the bathroom. Plus, we’ve already got a novelty president that we get made fun of for.”

“True, I hadn’t thought of those points.”

“Speaking of pooping…” (gestures towards Bug)

“Yeah, pretty sure that’s not gold in there.”

February 5, 2008   1 Comment