Just a few meager resolutions

#1 Eat fewer gallons of ice cream

#2 Cure cancer/end world hunger

#3 Exercise every single day

#4 Become fluent in Spanish

#5 Make my first million

#6 Keep my house spotless

#7 Potty train Bug

Ok, obviously you can tell by that last one that this is a bogus list. Here’s my real list:

#1 Never make promises to myself that I can’t keep

We’ll start with that.