A list of lists

Words I Act Like I Understand In Conversations, But Really Only Have a Vague Notion of Their Meaning:

1. Ubiquitous
2. Blanche (this one doesn’t really count I guess, since I don’t understand most cooking terms)
3. Existentialism
4. Serendipitous
5. Banal

Best Ways to Drink a Coke, (in order)

1. From a fountain with lots of ice and a skinny straw
2. From a 20-oz. bottle that has been in the freezer for a little while
3. From a can that has been in the freezer for a little while
4. From a refrigerated 2-liter over lots of ice

Things That Have Not Happened to Me So Far:

1. Chicken Pox
2. Broken limb
3. Disneyworld
4. Bankruptcy
5. A tan

Ways I Know I’m a Really Bad Procrastinator:

1.