Christmas presents bought? Yes! Except for one or five.

Wrapped? Eh.

House decorated? Sure. Tree’s up, stockings are hung, reindeer head on a rolled up newspaper that Bug made at school is propped outside front door. Good ‘nuf.

Christmas cards sent? NEXT QUESTION PLEASE

Thank you notes for teacher gifts done? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT THE CORRESPONDENCE

Baked goods made and delivered? Check.

Daily calorie consumption tripled? Check, check, check.

Head throbbing? Only when I’m awake.

Husband’s Master’s degree completed? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Praise Jesus.