The Lorso gave me this idea last night to type for 2 minutes straight and not delete anything except for typos. So I’m sitting next to my yellow timer and I’m just going to do it. This may be the worst idea since pantyhose. Like already I’m out of things to say. Except that I’m all alone at home, something that never happens. Which is great. Because I can do whatever I want, which right now is writing this really shitty blog post. I’m so fun! No seriously, I think I’m going to jack up the music and

WOW. Two minutes is not very long.