I need a holiday from my holiday. I’m glad to see family and all, but after a while ALL THE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD ARE IN CAPS LOCK BEGGING FOR ME TO SHOUT THEM OUT LOUD. Fortunately my self-control wins out. Most of the time.

Also, I’m beginning to wonder if having a two year old isn’t a lot like having Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. There’s just no rest. No rest! Two-year olds don’t really go for “hanging out”, which is what most holidays consist of, at least in my family. I think Bug is tryptophan-resistant.

Which is why for Christmas we are having a nice ham glazed with Benadryl.