Starting now, I have one whole week off of work. With pay! So instead of wiping 50 noses and 50 butts, I will now only have to wipe one nose and one butt! Bliss. This number of course excludes my own nose and butt. Just in case you were wondering.

Wow, I really didn’t mean to go there. This post is going downhill fast.

Anyhoo, it’s good that the break is here now, because the kids have started looking a little less charming to me in the last few weeks. Although they can still make me laugh. One little guy came up to me recently and informed me that he needed his coffee, and another little girl told me just today that her little brother’s name was “Ca ca”.

So there are bright moments.

And those bright moments almost make up for the gruesome ones, like the time we discovered the little girl who had removed her diaper and was finger painting herself with her own poo.

Actually, no, nothing is really going to make up for that one.