Sometimes, I am a moron

One thing you should know about me is that I watch America’s Next Top Model. Not only do I watch it, but if I miss an episode, I watch it online later. This fact, combined with this other fact make me appear to be a pretty shallow person. I am coming to terms with this, and you should, too.

Recently, it was necessary for me to do the online watching. (It was the makeover episode, people! It’s like the whole reason I watch it.) I opened up my browser window and typed in the CW’s address, except without realizing it, I left out the “W”. And so up came this site.

Seeing that, I thought “Hmm, it’s a clock, that’s strange.” And then I thought, “WAIT. That clock is counting DOWN. WHAT KIND OF FREAKY WEBSITE IS THIS? Is it counting down to the day that the site designers will blow up the world? I’ve stumbled onto a crazy militant apocalypse countdown! I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.” And I compulsively checked it for the rest of the afternoon, hoping that there would maybe be some graphics, or a link or something to put me out of my misery. But no.

So of course, I told the Lorso as soon as he got home, “Omigod, you have to see this freaky weird thing I found today, you won’t believe it it is SO WEIRD.” And I showed him.

“Huh,” he said. “That’s a pretty boring New Year’s countdown website.”

Oh, right.

Maybe I shouldn’t watch so much ANTM.

1 comment

1 alianora { 11.02.07 at 7:18 pm }

I love this story. It so sounds like something I would do, too.

..Im of the belief that it is counting down until the Dark Lordling takes over the world.

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