One flew over the cuckoo’s nest
Last night I had a headache so bad I wanted a lobotomy. I think I can now feel a crater in my brain where the headache was. I have probably lost the ability to do long division as a result. But really, will I miss that? And am I sure I didn’t just already forget how to do long division, before the crater? No, not really.
As a prevention against another headache, however, I will be taking a break from this screen so my eyes and my head can rest.
While I am being a lazy-ass resting, please feel free to fill the void with your own witty and amusing comments.
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Ew ew ew! Roach in your bedroom!
This is where having cats comes in handy. You can immediately locate any insects (I almost said bug, but that would sound weird on your blog) because there is a cluster of cats staring at the carpet, ceiling, or wall and the spider or whatever has often been pre-killed if they can reach it.
Yeah, I’ve never been for cats because of my allergy, but if I had to choose between being a sneezy red-eyed snotball all the time or having alive roaches – I gotta say, it’s a toss-up.
Oh, you probably lost long division long ago. its not like anyone ever uses it.
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