Last night I had a headache so bad I wanted a lobotomy. I think I can now feel a crater in my brain where the headache was. I have probably lost the ability to do long division as a result. But really, will I miss that? And am I sure I didn’t just already forget how to do long division, before the crater? No, not really.

As a prevention against another headache, however, I will be taking a break from this screen so my eyes and my head can rest.

While I am being a lazy-ass resting, please feel free to fill the void with your own witty and amusing comments.