I wonder if this would have worked on George HW Bush

“I bet my broccoli is crunchier than your broccoli.”

“No, MY broccoli is crunchier!!!” (takes huge bite)

“Well, I bet I can eat more broccoli than you can.”

“No, I can eat more than YOU!!!” (shovels it in)

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Now if he’ll only keep falling for this until I can use it for things like mowing the lawn. Hmmmm……….